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Ich knnote nhcit guablen, dass ich tsatächilch vetrsheen kötnne, was ich hrie lsee. Die phnämoenlae Kfrat des mschenilchen Gseiets bewrikt luat Utnersuhcugnen an der Uinvertsität Cmabrigde, dass es kniee Rlole spliet, in wcheler Riheenfgloe die Bcahstuben in eniem Wort sheetn.

Wtichig ist nur, dass der etsre und der lzette Bcutshbae an der rgtihcein Sletle snid. Der Rset knan vlöilg drhccuinenaedr sein und man knan es iemmr ncoh pbrolemols lseen.

Das kmomt dhear, dsas der mcehlihcsne Vrtsenad nhcit jeedn Bcutshbaen für scih lesit, sdnoren das Wrot als Gzaens. Etsruanlcih, nhcit whar?

Und ich dhacte iemmr, Rhcetshcriebnug sei whictig! Jzett knönen Sie aleln erzhläen, dsas das nhcit simtmt!

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Zum Wochenendanfang (TGIF ) etwas zum Schmunzeln.

—— sorry for english language ——

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh out loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint… it goes like this:

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look
how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, its the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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